Mr. Saw

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Mr. Saw, a Transformer with secret plans towards taking over the world, was born in Tianjin, China. He moved to Canada a number of years ago, and can type in English more fluently than most people tend to online. His age is irrelevant, as he is immortal, having been dipped in the River Styx as an infant.

Mr. Saw started playing in EliteCTF as soon as the Snipe and Slice server started, hooked by its fun style. He played constantly over the next half a year, and was eventually promoted to server admin for some reason.

Mr. Saw's hobbies include laughing at arch-rival Mr. Domino, laughing at stupid posts in the forum, and laughing at Mr. Domino some more. For example, he provides a scathing analysis of his vandalism of this article below:

[edit] Scathing Analysis

Mr. Saw was born in a Nike factory in China. Accidentally boxed in with a pair of Air Jordan's, the baby Mr. Saw found himself shipped to Canada, where he learned to be stupid and smell bad.

Edit by unknown:Really bad,I can smell him even here

This is a classical example of the stupidity of Negridotticus Dominoas. Note its obsession with America and its products, its ramblings about U.S. shoe manufacturers. Note the ignorant placing of the poor apostrophe in "Jordan's". Someone needs to read some books. Note its desire to insult a country with stockpiles of nuclear weapons and a completely different ideology, and another country with Celine Dion. CELINE DION. Note his subtle inferior complex where he manifests his own traits on others. Pathetic indeed.